The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

- Mitch


Players use rackets to pass a ball over a waist-high net. Players must hit the ball into their opponent’s playing area for one bounce on the ground. If you fail to get the ball inside your opponent’s playing area, that's their point, and if the opposing player fails to return the ball with their racket, that's your point (or 15 or 30 or love? scoring is confusing).

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